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Paris. Monday, July 29th 2024
The tattoo thing... I don’t get it. Never have gotten it, in fact, never WILL get it.
Tattoos are painful, expensive, ugly and potentially
It takes having a really low opinion of your own self to willingly turn into a living breathing bathroom stall door. Just doodle random crap over your arms permanently, no biggie.
Tell me. Which part of this woman’s physique was enhanced by adding the throat tattoo? None. The answer is none. The optimal amount of throat tattoos to have is zero.
Chaturbate is now littered with fucked tattoo placements in otherwise nice bodies. The only thing off limits seems to be the face (not for long).
Here is a fun challenge... browse Chaturbate’s homepage and try to find a 20 something chick with no tattoos. How many free hours do you have today to dedicate to this project? Cause it will take you a few. Let me answer this for you... it is getting hard to find a model with clear skin on Chaturbate and the problem isn’t acne, it’s the hideous ink jobs.
But friends, I don’t mince words and I do not stick a needle without thread so to prove the point let me introduce you to Chaturbate’s most offensive tattoos and what the same models would look like without them. Then you can decide which version is better, hotter, all around more beautiful.
To my knowledge the worst tattoo on all of CHTRBT belongs to this natural blonde. Not because the tattoo is particularly invasive although a sternum tattoo by default is.
The problem is she ruined herself. She was a beautiful woman and then she committed this crime against humanity. Is it the face of Jack Skellington she got tattoed? That’s what it looks like as far as I can tell, I am not sure though, but here we have it.
Please pause so you can take in the beauty of this model along with the hideousness of the design she tattooed on herself. A crazy mix of opposites. The sloppy line work, her beautiful blonde hair. The hideous green ink, her milky skin. Confusing and very sad.
Now, through the magic of photoshop we are going to jump into a time machine and see what this wench would look like just 10 years ago. Let me introduce you to trad Stella. To Millenial Stella in 2005. A Stella from another era when women weren’t brainwashed into thinking adorning themselves with characters from Tim Burton FOREVER was a good idea. Prepre your eyeballs for this transformation...
From bathroom stall stella to belle of the ball, this is what she would look like with clear skin. The skin she was born with, mind you, the doodles are an alteration she did herself willingly.
Now let me ask you, in your professional opinion: which is more beautiful? Which one of the two would you consider for mothering your children? I will let you ponder that yourself.
Here is a chick named Mileena, this was a difficult stunt to pull. Look at her arms, it looks like a top but she is not wearing a long sleeved top, she is actually topless, what is going on is she has something called “blackout tattoos” where they tattoo an entire limb pitch black. Mileena decided to tattoo both her arms pitch black. What a bright idea. I took the liberty of removing her bull ring along with the tattoos.
Getting these tattoos was an absolute downgrade only possible if you hate beauty and you hate yourself.
This woman below has NO EXCUSE cause she looks like a millenial and the fact that she has 100 houseplants means I am right. Nobody was getting tattooed like this when she was young enough to be this dumb, so either she is crazy by birthright, skipped the tramp stamp and went straight for the neck in high school or she got them recently in a midlife crisis escapade to Miami Beach.
“Know what Brett? I am TIRED of this relationship, I am tired of this life! I am LEAVING!” slams door quits corporate job moves to Miami Beach strips on the internet gets full bodysuit of ink. What a splash! Anyway it took me FOREVER to remove these so appreciate my effort at beautifying the world of Chaturbate for you, this one even tattooed something resembling fur all over her nipples 💀 🔫
Two friends camming together. How Fun! but is it? Tattoos, piercings, hideous glasses and weird bangs, it’s like they are picking a fight. But here I am, agent of hygiene with one mission: to put things back the way they were. RETVRN.
Much better.
Tattoos are terrible even on a headless torso. For a moment I thought “hey maybe it’s cause the neck is so close to the face” but nah... because even a headless torso improves by at least 70% with the removal of ink.
Perhaps the worst effect tattoos have is subtle, not only do they worsen a woman’s body but they TERRAFORM the surrounding area, they have a sort of trashifying AoE attack on the context too.
Notice the effect on the background here, not the chick. With tattoos you interpret this pool as belonging to some resort in a crime ridden island. Subconsciously you assume the dominican boyfriend is in the background somewhere doing lines of coke while his own mother eats pizza nonchalantly like nothing was going on, a poodle dog belonging to someone barking “Ve y dile a tu novia la gringa que venga a comer que se enfría la pizza” “no puedo, mamá, no la ves que está trabajando?”
It is only once you remove the tattoos that your brain has enough space to realize “oh wow that place... is pretty nice!”
I want to also let you know that the tattoo flood is accelerating. Only 3 years ago models did NOT last on the homepage if they had neck tattoos. Men had a STRONG preference for clear skin. That was the story of a very popular camgirl by the name of Hollyextra who dominated the charts back in 2018 until the day she decided to tattoo a pair of wings on her throat.
She went from being #1 daily to sinking almost all the way to page 2. It took her a while to figure out what the problem was until one day she wore a thick choker (pic below) that hid the throat tattoos and she soared to #1 again. Mystery solved. From that point on she covered the neck mistake with copious amounts of concealer and regained her spot on top of the site.
A mistake she wont make again, I am sure. And yet... fast forward 3 years and every new model signing up is sporting some form of tattoo, even cute clean girls. Half the site has neck tattoos now and nobody cares because if you want to select against tattoos you better be prepared to throw the entire Gen Z cohort to the bin. Chaturbate would essentially become a MILF site if you remove all the gross tattoos from the homepage.
My prediction is Gen Alpha won’t get tattoos. It will become a thing of the past like floral couches and stay at home moms. That’s the saturation level of ink in current year, they will react to it like a pendulum, give it 15 years... but before that happens we are still far from critical mass and things are going to get much, much worse before they get any better. Soon, this is what the homepage is going to look like. I hope your peen is ready to be very sad:
Er... forget everything I said about faces being off limits, it’s Higgs Bosson rate of acceleration now cause I just found this on Cb just now:
I wont even bother with photoshop, it’s your turn to fix this mess.
Anyway, the tragic story of how ink took over is now in your lap. If you have a young daughter don’t let her do this to herself, women don’t know the impact putting tattoos on their skin has on male interest. There is not a single thing they can do to put you off faster than tattoos. It doesn’t even matter much what the theme of the tattoo is. They could be getting a garden full of roses or a skull and demon, makes little difference, it all sucks the same.
In years past, before the sexual revolution when people had family ties young women were often adviced against listening to the advice of older women from other families. It was understood older women would give them terrible advice on purpose to tank the girl’s looks and ruin her prospects with men. It meant less competition to catch the same pool of desirable men, for them if they were still single, or for the young women in their own family. Today we seem to have forgotten this wisdom. What are the feminists but a tribe of older women from everyone else’s families? We let them run rampant teaching hot girls to chop of their hair, get ugly eyeglasses, pierce their nose with a bullring and tattoo their tits with demon lore. Don’t let your daughters, nieces, cousins fall for this ploy to make them undateable. Teach them the truth.
Now before you leave... I am not about to let you go with this foul aftertaste. Let me cleanse your palate with these pictures of a girl with milky clear skin courtesy of Zishy who has superb taste in women and knows tattoos suck.
pics by zishy
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