Through the turns and twists of destiny you have reached Bananews and here your journey into sanity ends. If you have sensitive feelings, strong opinions, and are prone to whining online this is your moment to turn around.

To skirt around unfavorable opinion climates, Bananews is a private publication sent through email. The content isn’t publicly available or posted anywhere else. The issues are sent only once to the current subscribers and we do not send back issues to anyone.

There are no limits to what we consider newsworthy (or fun for that matter) on Bananews and it may not have much overlap with traditional publications. Since we aren’t funded through advertisers, sponsors, donators or NGOs and we don’t give your opinion much value, nothing is off the table. Expect smart commentary, glorious images, peppered with explicit sexual content, graphic violence, and casual sexism.

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